"Clean comedian / after dinner speaker: you need never fear that a member of your family or VIP guest will ever be offended, that is Clive’s 100% guarantee.”

Clean comedy is still really funny! At a Wedding, corporate event, golf club lunch or ladies night, Masonic event, yacht club and private events, Clive has made these very special.

People say “I would rather die than have to tell a joke in public or take another driving test!”

Well, Clive’s early hobbies gained him two world records! 1) Having passed more different driving tests than anyone else on the planet and 2) the ability to tell more jokes in a minute than anyone else.

Clive started as an After Dinner Speaker recalling his anecdotes (Magic of Motoring) to Corporations like Rolls Royce, BMW, and Nissan. He has appeared many times on Telly:- “Celebrity Driving School”, “Mad Bad and Dangerous” and “Crash” and a regular on Channel 4’s “Big Breakfast”.

Frank Carson was to give Clive his early lessons on gag and storytelling, whilst he was working for him in the early 70’s selling records on Blackpool Pier. Clive’s love of stand up comedy gained him many appearances on “Stand-Up Live”: cable TVs longest-running comedy show.

Clive can also assist you as your charity auctioneer.

He has raised funds for the Tommy Cooper statue in Caerphilly, the Bomber Command Memorial in Green Park London, Dorset Cancer Care Fund, Dorset Fire Fighters and many more.

As well as hosting your event Clive can entertain your guests with some close-up magic around the dining tables!

For all-day events why not have Clive run a Laughter Yoga class or a confidence in public speaking workshop!